But then, if you picked the spider, you'd get the extra special notoriety of being super weird and gross at the same time, because spiders are the opposite of sex. But none of us have graduated to the point of being really turned on by a partner coming close and breathily saying, "I wanna fuck you like a spider. I want you to explain them to me, so that I know their ends. Making sex into a weird game of Twister seems kind of like you're going against the grain anyway. Third, if her sexual energy desires to become exited, she will move her body. The Simple Girl answered: You can be hung like a horse and few people are offended, just as if you request a rousing bout of doggy dancing. Fourth, her private parts become wet, then the man can penetrate her deeply. The man comes from behind and embraces her. And better for you than margarine! The woman is on her back, the man positions himself over her with his knees placed on the bed. The man pushes her feet until her legs touch her breasts. The woman opens the Portal of Jade and the man, from above, inserts his Jade Stalk inside the Cave with the form of a grain. Grossness aside, in sex terms the spider seems to be what happens when you and your partner get in the crab walk position and smash your genitals together. I have heard about the nine positions, but I do not know how to practice them. The Third position is called The Jumping Monkey. Fifth, if she is about to have an orgasm, she will extend her body and close her eyes.